"Real" work sucks - a work /rant

/rant on So if you noticed my bio, you know Aspiring Author is a pharmacist in Real Life. But I don't work in a store, I manage the pharmacy of a large hospital. Right now, that work sucks. Sucks like a Hoover outfitted with a Harley motor. We do tons of things to promote patient safety. We do good work. I am proud to be associated with this place. And every once in a while, the government comes in to make sure we are doing it well. That is a good thing, I think. But they don't send robots. They send people. And sometimes people who have nothing better to do than make other people feel shitty about the good things they do. These people have very small penises. Really. Proven fact. I think. They must have, otherwise the testosterone that is vomited out from these people in the form of petty, irrelevant and ignorant animosity would have increased their penis size like it should have. So I feel sorry for these men with tiny cocks, whose only means of satisfaction is to temporarily mind-feck those of us who actually provide good service to our patients. I understand their job, but how shitty must it be to know that every day you go to work, people will hate you for being there. So, tiny dicks and worthless jobs. Yup, sounds just like the guys in Washington. /rant off